I'd like to wish a Happy Gregapalooza to all the HOBOs, FoHs and mofos.
This has got to be the greatest photograph in the history of cameras. I don't know who took the picture, or what G-Mac was doing, but it doesn't get any better than this.
We even used it on the first of what would be many official HOBO shirts. Click this picture to see the prototype for this year's Gregapalooza shirt.
Today's picture features the Seniors from 1998's Speedboys Basketball Squad. To explain the crutches, most people would believe that Gregas probably hurt himself playing basketball. In the comments, be creative, and let me know the "real" way that Gregas hurt himself.
The day the King and Enni had Andrew
It was Thursday night, the time was 9:40 PM EST, and I was feelin' great! I was in a cozy Hamtramck Bar, the Atlas (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendi...), drinking a Schlitz, which was on special for $1 US, and I decided to start calling HOBOs.
My first call was to Gregas, who unfortunately was not available so I had to leave a voice bomb. The second call was to a HOBO who will remain nameless. This HOBO did infact take the call but rebuffed me so that he could eat his macaroni and cheese. That is right, there is a HOBO amongst us who did not fullfill his or her duties as a HOBO, a HOBO who values his mac and cheese more than helping a fellow HOBO out. Now I know that mac and cheese is tough competition, there is no doubt about that, but eat and talk at the same time, I don't think HOBOs are above this.
I must say, I was disappointed. In an effort to enhance my buzz I called this man hoping he could provide some witty banter, but instead he decided to watch Grey's Anatomy and eat his mac and cheese. I will not publicly reveal this HOBO, as I don't want to tarnish his reputation, he knows who he is. But I do however want this HOBO to humor the next HOBO that drunk dials him and be courteous by trying his hardest to help enhance the other HOBO's buzz.
I will say though, not all was lost Thursday night. Gregas came through. Gregas called back shortly after I got off the phone with the nameless HOBO, and came through like a champ, humoring me in my babble. I am sure we had an interesting discussion, fortunately I was a wee bit too drunk to remember all of it, I do however remember promising to start a blog on this subject. Thank you Gregas!
Anyway, sorry to bother everyone with my complaint, I just thought something should be said so that this doesn't happen to any of you.
Don't change HOBOs (except the nameless one),
Giant
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