And now the starting lineup for HOBO!
At guard wearing number 10.....
SHANKBONE!!!!
How about we all help Tim out. He requested a slogan in the comments of the G-Mac Attack t-shirt post. Let me hear your best slogans for the guy. You can use any of his plethora of nicknames... Shankbone, Sloppy Joe, Dudley Dawson, Hashbrown, Timber the Kung-Fu Lumberjack, etc., etc. Let me know in the comments.
Those are some old ass cheer uniforms.
I forgot about Timber the Kung-Fu Lumberjack. That's about as kickass of a nickname as any. That would make a way better t-shirt than G-Mac Attack!
Can G-Mac throw an ax into a tree from 8 feet away 2 out of every 10 tries??? I don't think so. But Timber the Kung-Fu Lumberjack can.
I keeps it real
Yeah Tim, I don't know what you're complaining about. You have more nicknames than anyone and most of them are pretty clever. I could come up with a hundred slogans with all the material I have on you. For instance...
Using your most well-known nicknames:
"Shank the Tank"
"K.O. Hashbrown"
Or using a lesser known nickname:
"The Snowman's my bro, man"
-or-
"The Snowman likes Brohams"
Or a REALLY obscure nickname:
"The 28-year Itch"
Timm Burr the Kung-Fu Lumberjack has always been one of the best nicknames that we've come up with. That's right it's spelled "Timm Burr" not Timber, and he's a Canadian arbor martial arts master. So how about:
"Timm Burr will kick your axe"
Or you can use the lumberjack verse to the Big T.O. (will put a hole in your dome) rhyme:
"A punch and a pound will leave your junk on the ground,
And a chop to the neck kicks your ass to Quebec."
Lastly, you could just use the one phrase that sums it all up:
"Tim Ellenich... he finds stuff."
Man, that's a lot of good ideas. Thanks Deuceman. I don't dislike any of the stuff you came up with. I especially like the idea of being included in the Big T.O. rhyme.
The 28 yr Itch reminds me of '89-'90 when I lived in Fremont, MI. Those were the days man. Back then all my friends called me "Itch". I was also taller than everybody else and I had a sweet MacGuyver-esqe mullet.
If I was friends with Jonesy back then, I probably would've ranked extremely high on the Jonesy Coolness Scale. I'm guessing somewhere in the high 9.7s.
When I cut off my mullet, I lost my mojo. I went to the flat top w/ the lines shaved into the sides of my head. It was a huge mistake. I still regret it to this day...
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