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Time: ??? What: Photo Scavenger Hunt Begins Where: B-Town Arguably the most famous of HOBO Events, we all know what this is about. A list of puerile and irresponsible items/acts is in the works. The final list will be held in an underground vault until the day of the 29th.

Time: Throughout the night as HOBOs arrive in town What: The Gathering Where: Wherever you can find a HOBO HOBOs from all latitudes and longitudes will pack their bindle-sticks with an extra liver for a grand reunion in the Valley of Iron Ore. We'll just try to meet up throughout the night as everyone arrives in town at different times. Being on a Friday, this may be the toughest Opening Night Poker Run to win in awhile. Good thing HOBOs = key!

Time: ??? What: Photo Scavenger Hunt Begins Where: B-Town Arguably the most famous of HOBO Events, we all know what this is about. A list of puerile and irresponsible items/acts is in the works. The final list will be held in an underground vault until the day of the 29th.

Time: 11:00 AM What: 2nd Annual HOBO Chicken Wing Breakfast SPONSORED BY The King and QueenMum Where: The Castle We all like wings. We all like breakfast. Sounds logical to me. Naked wings for Giant and an even greater variety of sauces this year for everyone else who can handle their Old Style. We we also split up the HOBO squads at this time. This will be the first sponsored event in HOBO history.

Time: 11:00 AM What: HOBO Bier Garten Where: The Castle Taking a tip from the Germans, a culture almost as rich as the HOBOs, the Chicken Wing Breakfast will feature the first HOBO Bier Garten. Our hope is that this will be the premiere of TO and Brownie's home-brewing skills. Everyone else in attendance is asked to bring a sixer of their favorite beer to share with everyone else. Ideally we would like everyone to bring a beer that is local to their area, so we can indulge in the wondrous variety of the world's oldest and most popular alcoholic beverage. But honestly, Old Milwaukee works just as well. Prost!

Time: 3:30 PM What: Bar Sport Showdown Where: The Poker Run Route All new games for an all new year. This isn't your Dad's Bar Sport Showdown! We learned from our mistakes last year. This year's events are all fun, easy, and fast-paced. No more waiting in line and chasing down people. This time it's sure to keep everyone entertained.

Time: 9:00 PM What: 1/2 New Year's Party Where: Booby-Hatch Apparently there is some type of celebration at the Hatch?

Time: ??? What: Photo Scavenger Hunt Begins Where: B-Town Arguably the most famous of HOBO Events, we all know what this is about. A list of puerile and irresponsible items/acts is in the works. The final list will be held in an underground vault until the day of the 29th.

Time: 10:00 AM What: HOBO Open Where: B-Town HOBOs hit the links. We'll give this a shot again this year, hopefully with some better planning we will get a better turnout. This will be a Scramble style tourney to make sure that it goes quickly and to level the playing field. Winners receive the coveted HOBO jacket. There seemed to be enough interest in this from the polls (Too bad Boulder Creek doesn't let Polacks on the course. They kept getting caught in the sand traps.).

Time: 2:00 PM What: 2007 Summer HOBOlympics Where: Bluff Valley Park (EJ Oas in case of emergency) Come one, come all and witness a tragical world of Former Athletes Trying Moves And Not Succeeding (...that's F.A.T.M.A.N.S.). Tire throwing, Boone's chugging, Flip Cupping, and this year no hour-long games of Horse.

Time: ??? What: Photo Scavenger Hunt Begins Where: B-Town Arguably the most famous of HOBO Events, we all know what this is about. A list of puerile and irresponsible items/acts is in the works. The final list will be held in an underground vault until the day of the 29th.

Time: Midnight, after the Poker Run What: Free Dogs for Drinkers Where: Somewhere on the Poker Run Who wouldn't like a free dog at midnight? By that time, Dairy Queen has been closed for hours, the Hatch will be too busy to get a decent Pizza Fry, and Turd will have eaten all the turkey gizzards. We'll find a good place to set up shop and just start grilling and handing out.

Time: High Noon What: HOBO Kickball Klassic 2 Where: Barber Field 4 bases, 1 ball, and a whole lotta Stempihars. Reigning MVP Robert "the" Bruce Pihlaja will defend his title against many a thirsty, HOBO challenger. There's nothing like an old-fashioned day at the (kick)ball park.

Time: Post Kickball What: Lawn Jarts and Bocce Where: Barber Field If we still have energy to burn after the Kickball game, we can entertain ourselves with some one-handed field games. It should be both entertaining and refreshing to play with a ball/jart in one hand and cold beverage in the other.

Time: 5:30 PM What: Ore House/Pub and Grub Dinner Where: Ore House/Pub and Grub This night we dine.

Time: 10:00 PM What: 3-Legged HOBO Race Where: Uncle's to the Hatch The basic concept here is that we all start at Uncle Sam's and break up into teams of two. We cut off the leg of one of the team members and race up to the Booby-Hatch. Making sure to stop at the Pit Stop and Gin Mill along the way. REMINDER: Someone remember to bring tourniquets and a Sawzall.

Time: ??? What: Photo Scavenger Hunt Begins Where: B-Town Arguably the most famous of HOBO Events, we all know what this is about. A list of puerile and irresponsible items/acts is in the works. The final list will be held in an underground vault until the day of the 29th.

Time: 12:00 noon What: HOBO Poker, The Main Event Where: Gregas Garage Cheddar proved last year that he can count more than cheese, as Justy took home the big pot. This year can he prove wrong the performance-enhancing drug allegations(insulin)? Or are his chances worse than a Tim Ormes bluff? It'll only cost you $10 to find out.

Time: When Jonesy.... i mean, the first person gets knocked out What: Video and Other Games Where: Gregas Garage We are planning on having a couple TVs and few game systems (360, Wii, and NES, at least) set up to keep everyone entertained after they get knocked out of the Poker Tourney. Also, we'll have a few outside games for people who aren't into RBI Baseball.

Time: After the Poker Game What: Wii Tennis Doubles Tournament Where: Gregas Garage A 2-on-2 doubles tournament on the Nintendo will test a hybrid of HOBO Skills, athletic ability and video games.

Time: 12:00 noon What: Bloody Mary/Mimosa Bar Where: Gregas Garage We'll give this a shot in conjunction with the Poker game and see how it flies.

Time: 6:00 PM What: HOBO Formal Wear Where: Pihlaja Manor HOBOs will be dressed to the nines in honor of the induction of new members at midnight. Meet at Bob's house and get pictures taken before deciding how best to carpool rides.

Time: When we arrive in town for the remainder of the night What: Parking of Trucks Where: Outside the Secretary of State We must mark our territory for the parade... with trucks this time.

Time: ??? What: Photo Scavenger Hunt Begins Where: B-Town Arguably the most famous of HOBO Events, we all know what this is about. A list of puerile and irresponsible items/acts is in the works. The final list will be held in an underground vault until the day of the 29th.

Time: 12:01 AM What: HOBO Induction Where: Somewhere in Bessemer At the turn of clock for the day of the Fourth, new members of HOBO must be present to be inducted with a celebratory WHOA HOBO. This way new members can enjoy their full HOBO status for the first time during the HOBO Fourth festivities.

Time: After-Bar What: Pihlaja After-Bar Kickoff to the 4th Where: Bob's The only after-bar event last year. Bob wants to make it a tradition. It's really just an effort to undercut Pancho's Salute by 3 1/2 hours.

Time: 2:00 PM What: 1st Annual HOBO Pre-Parade Tailgate Where: Outside the Secretary of State We'll spend the day tailgate-style while waiting for the parade. This is the time that we all should be sporting our HOBO T-shirts. We'll have a bunch pre-made and perhaps the supplies to make more, if you bring your own shirt. We'll BBQ up a mess of grub, play traditional tailgate games, listen to music, play video games, and just enjoy a nice outdoor picnic. It would be cool if everyone could bring something to contribute to the supplies. I'm sure someone will come up with a list.

Time: 3:00 PM What: HOBO's Hot Dog Eating Contest Where: During the Pre-Parade Tailgate 100 hot dogs split between two HOBO teams. The first team to finish their 50 dog is crowned the weiner. There will also be an individual prize for the most dogs downed by one contestant.

Time: 5:30 PM What: Tour De Franzia Where: Secretary of State Parking Lot At the suggestion of our good friend Ryan "Brownie" Brown, we will compete in the pinnacle of endurance tests. Behold a boxed wine drinking relay-race between two competing HOBO squads! Witness the rigorous mountain-climbs and the arduous sprint stages on the shoulders of the the Champs-ÉlyséeSophie St! ...and also there's tricycles.

Time: 7:00 PM What: Drink with Dwight Where: Outside the Secretary of State Have an Old Style with Dwight and watch Fire Engines, pickup trucks, and four-wheelers drive down Sophie St.

In the beginning.... there was Show.

Lynn and Donny's love was shown on this day with the birth of Chris.

Jizzy's birth.

Celebrate the anniversary of the day that Cheddar was born.

truppe's birthday