The Official Website of HOBO - Show's Old School - Day #19 - Introducing... Tim Ellenich! - Comments

Man, that's a lot of good

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 01:10:04 -0400

Man, that's a lot of good ideas. Thanks Deuceman. I don't dislike any of the stuff you came up with. I especially like the idea of being included in the Big T.O. rhyme. The 28 yr Itch reminds me of '89-'90 when I lived in Fremont, MI. Those were the days man. Back then all my friends called me "Itch". I was also taller than everybody else and I had a sweet MacGuyver-esqe mullet. If I was friends with Jonesy back then, I probably would've ranked extremely high on the Jonesy Coolness Scale. I'm guessing somewhere in the high 9.7s. When I cut off my mullet, I lost my mojo. I went to the flat top w/ the lines shaved into the sides of my head. It was a huge mistake. I still regret it to this day...

Yeah Tim, I don't know what

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 10:15:29 -0400

Yeah Tim, I don't know what you're complaining about. You have more nicknames than anyone and most of them are pretty clever. I could come up with a hundred slogans with all the material I have on you. For instance... Using your most well-known nicknames: "Shank the Tank" "K.O. Hashbrown" Or using a lesser known nickname: "The Snowman's my bro, man" -or- "The Snowman likes Brohams" Or a REALLY obscure nickname: "The 28-year Itch" Timm Burr the Kung-Fu Lumberjack has always been one of the best nicknames that we've come up with. That's right it's spelled "Timm Burr" not Timber, and he's a Canadian arbor martial arts master. So how about: "Timm Burr will kick your axe" Or you can use the lumberjack verse to the Big T.O. (will put a hole in your dome) rhyme: "A punch and a pound will leave your junk on the ground, And a chop to the neck kicks your ass to Quebec." Lastly, you could just use the one phrase that sums it all up: "Tim Ellenich... he finds stuff."

I forgot about Timber the

Sun, 20 Apr 2008 23:34:53 -0400

I forgot about Timber the Kung-Fu Lumberjack. That's about as kickass of a nickname as any. That would make a way better t-shirt than G-Mac Attack! Can G-Mac throw an ax into a tree from 8 feet away 2 out of every 10 tries??? I don't think so. But Timber the Kung-Fu Lumberjack can. I keeps it real

Those are some old ass cheer

Sun, 20 Apr 2008 17:34:27 -0400

Those are some old ass cheer uniforms.

Show's Old School - Day #19 - Introducing... Tim Ellenich!

Sat, 19 Apr 2008 17:08:14 -0400

And now the starting lineup for HOBO! At guard wearing number 10..... SHANKBONE!!!! How about we all help Tim out. He requested a slogan in the comments of the G-Mac Attack t-shirt post. Let me hear your best slogans for the guy. You can use any of his plethora of nicknames... Shankbone, Sloppy Joe, Dudley Dawson, Hashbrown, Timber the Kung-Fu Lumberjack, etc., etc. Let me know in the comments.