For at least one more week, this belt signifies.....

MY Dad's mustache is better than YOUR dad's mustache!

Strangely enough, someone was running a hidden video camera at the Brown wedding reception. They caught this exchange between G-Mac and Shanimal. You can barely understand what they are saying (they were drunk), so the cameraman was good enough to subtitle the film. Thanks for the confidence, Shans!

OR THESE GUYS WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND POUND YOU INTO SUBMISSION!

This guy CAN'T WAIT for the 4th of July......HOW ABOUT YOU??

For those who haven't been focusing on the 2008 Mustache Contest, I just wanted to post this friendly message to let you all know that THE CHAMP IS STILL HERE!! Sometimes after some hardcore training, I talk to the belt. He tells me that he likes it here in Pulaski. He is sad sometimes because he might have to leave here in November. I then soothe him by saying, "There, there now, championship belt. You are gonna be just fine. Nobody's taking you away from me anytime soon." If you aren't thinking about the day before Thanksgiving, I hope this pic fuels your fire.

This one is pretty old school. Back in 2002, a shitload of future HOBOs took the pilgrimage to Toronto, Canada to see Wrestlemania. Canada almost deported us for getting TOO dumb.

HOBO Breth and Sis'th-

As you all know, the Polar Plunge for Special Olympics took place in Muskego last weekend. However, due to the -30 degree temperatures, the plunging was limited to head dunking in a kiddie pool. The HOBOs taking part in this plunge, although happy to do it for charity, were a little disappointed that there would be no "rice and raisins" for a good cause. We then heard about the Hatch directly afterward, which made things even more disappointing.

So, The Gregas and I have decided that we're going to do it one more time here in Green Bay on February 23rd....and I hope there are more than just us two cocktalers!

HOBOs, dig into those wallets and purses one more time and donate whatever you can. And, if you want, join the team! We could always use one more plunger for the cause. Plus, we tend to make a weekend out of it and good times are abounding.

Here is the link to the HOBO team page: http://www.specialolympicswisconsin.org/pp08/team.asp?id_t=745

I promise to send a photo of myself jumping into a frozen lake to all who donate. I cannot promise, however, that it will be a pleasing sight.

Thanks friends, I hope we can all step up for a good cause.

Cheeks

Happy New Year. May all the days of this year be like the first one! Check out the pic...it's a little large, but still Hoboriffic.

Upon getting sworn into the practice of law, my mind was on many things. In this pic, you will see that one of them was my HOBO brethren (and sistren?). Not even this solemn occasion could hold back the ol' stachio!